Instructions: Preheat oven to 375. Turn down TV. Remove toys from countertop.

Measure 2 cups flour. Get baking powder. Remove Benjamins hand from flour. Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.

Vacuum mixture off kitchen floor (Benjamin spilled). Get an egg. Answer the telephone. Separate the egg and warm the babys bottle. Help Mary figure out a New Math problem (the old, reliable way), Grease pan, oops!

Salesman at the door. Take 1/4 inch of salt from greased pan and look for Benjamin. Put mess in wastebasket, dishes in dish water. Call the bakery! Take an aspirin!

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