Recipe for Best Ever Rum Cake (Make at Own Risk) [Humor] 
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Yield:
1
Ingredients:
Amount Ingredient
1 tsp sugar
rum
1 cup dried fruit
brown sugar
1 tsp soda
1 cup butter
2 x eggs large
baking powder
lemon juice
Instructions:
Instructions: Before starting, sample rum to check quality. Good, isnt it? Now proceed.

Select large mixing bowl, measuring cups, etc. Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of proper quality, pout one level cup of rum into glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of the sugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alright. Try another cup. Open a second

quart if necessary. Add sugar, 2 cups fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber.

Sample rum again checking for tonscistecity.

Nest, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (really doesnt matter). Sample rum.

Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1
bablespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix mell.

Grease oven. turn cake pan 350 degrees. Pour mess into boven and ake.

check rum again and bo to ged.

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