Instructions: On Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But its just a suggestion, mind you.)

On Tescos tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down.

(Well now you tell me!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

(Thats a relief.)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

(Im afraid to ask!)

On Salisburys peanuts. Warning: Contains nuts.

(Truth in advertising prevails!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.

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