Instructions: Here, by popular request(believe it or not) is the recipe for my famous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops(rolled in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.

this is the recipe for little gators famous "deep shit cookies"

there are two flavors-chocolate(dark brown), and gingerbread(light brown) i seldom measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. the cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape during baking. if you use white flour or sugar they may be tastier but they wont look like shit.

TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(ive been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.

this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

obul: anyone who makes these cookies owes me two-fifty, two salads, and a scarf.

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