Instructions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Check oven carefully for toy soldiers and fire engines.

Clean off counter top of school papers and Worlds finest chocolate candy wrappers.

Take out mixing bowl, utensils and ingredients.

Measure flour, grease cookie sheets and crack nuts.

Remove Jimmys hands from flour, grease cookie sheets and crack nuts.

Remove Jimmys hands from flour, wash him off and remeasure flour.

Answer doorbell.

Return to kitchen.

Clean up mess from Jimmy.

Clean up Jimmy.

Send Jimmy outside to play.

Wash sugar off of cookie sheets and regrease.

Crack more nuts to replace those Jimmy ate.

Crack eggs and throw shells away.

Remove Dannys hands from flour.

Clean up Danny. Remeasure flour.

Answer telephone.

Return to kitchen.

Clean up mess from split eggs.

Clean up Danny.

Send Danny outside to play with Jimmy.

Clean counter, floor, cupboards and dishes.

Write cookies on grocery list.

Have a cup of coffee and eat Worlds finest chocolate candy bar.

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