Instructions: Carefully drain the capers through a colander over the sink. Place the drained capers through a bowl.

Scoop the cream cheese into the bowl of capers and mix gently.

Toast the bread. Spread each slice with a generous glop of pus lumps and serve, open faced, immediately.

Serves 4 infectous friends.

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