Instructions: All ingredients above are accurate except for Quaker State motor oil.

Castrol 20W-50 is preferred (gives the sauce more "body"). Just kidding. No oil. Better when cooked for a while.

Also, I realize that the above sauce violates the norms of purists on the list who abhor the use of ketchup in a sauce. My apologies to yall. Try it and youll love it.

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